sailor–spoon:

adzolotl:

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

vampireapologist:

So is tiktok like dark vine. Like vine died and we buried it in a cursed cemetery and it came back but something’s not quite right

jaclcfrost:

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

(Source: greelin)

darrencrissource:

darrencriss: Had the greatest goddamn time with @adamlevine @tonykanal @thisiswatt and his holiness @chadsmithofficial makin some#DedHotChiliPepper for some Halloween blood, sex, sugar AND magic. We def gave it away.

November 4, 2018

lifesgrandparade:

lifesgrandparade:

worse-4-less:

This is supposed to just be a normal photo of Gritty with a youth hockey team, but because it’s GRITTY, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

This is like a file photo from a missing children’s case

“it’s him! It’s that stranger we saw outside Wawa. He’s in every one of these photos, always lurking in the background. Every single one.”

wifiwife:

wifiwife:

I can’t believe someone actually convinced him to post this

serotnin:

yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid